Today I Learned …

Zookeepers at the San Antonio Zoo will name a cockroach after your old flame and serve it to a bird or lizard, for the low price of $5. For $25, a frozen rat named after your most coldhearted ex will land a date with a snake. Happy Valentine’s Day! (From Reader’s Digest, February 2021)

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